Sunday, February 11, 2007

Dan doesn't have hair anymore


My brother, Dan, doesn't have much hair anymore. It's kind of sad, but he's resigned to live with it. He tried some transplants a while back, but they were too curly. Wigs weren't working out either. They were a little too itchy. He thought that he would be better off using a razor. The first winter was tough, but he just wore a hat. He was okay after that.

Deep Thoughts (deep in relation to a kiddie pool):
  1. If a woman has male pattern baldness, is it considered male pattern baldness or just slightly off normal?

  2. Would reverse male pattern baldness be considered baldness or just a really close haircut?

  3. When bald people go to Heaven, do they have hair? If they have hair, but really liked being bald, will they be able to perfectly shave? Will there be razors in Heaven? That would be a tough situation.

  4. If Lex Luthor wasn't bald would he be so mean to Superman?